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HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1
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Description*** Silver Medal Winner for BEST GAME SERIES in 2011 Best App Ever Awards! *** Listen up, meatsacks… EPISODE 2 & 3 are now available from TELLTALE GAMES to all you slobbering filthy-minded drunks who've been banging down our door. Go buy a copy. It'll make us happy, if not yourself. Anyway, no doubt youve been waiting years for a half-decent game to show up in the Adventure category of the App Store. Well, this is it. Half-decent, as promised. #1 ROLE PLAYING GAME in the USA, UK and around 20 OTHER COUNTRIES. Made a couple of top 100 lists, won a few awards, captivated the attention of zillions, etc. etc. No idea why, really, but we're rather chuffed about it to say the least. EPISODE 1: WE NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop. Do all the things youve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young mans trousers, kick a drug addict into a cardboard box, enter a pornshop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag… all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D. Did we mention? Its not for kids. This isnt one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-theres-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point 'n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners. WHAT YOU GET: WHAT WE GET: Look, we honestly dont care if you like it. We just want you to buy it. —————- Here's what people are saying about HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE… “Lewd. Crude. Gross. And a great throwback to classic adventures.” – IGN, Editors' Choice Award 2010 “Brilliant… Yes it really is that good…” – Eurogamer, 9/10 …Wish I could give it two five star ratings…This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier… …Omg. What a game, what a game. Love the humor love the animation love the everything about this. My only fear is it might be over quickly cuz I'm having so much fun… …I can't believe how damn perfect this game is… “…I've never been so shocked at a game before. Never have I felt so immersed in a 2d game. Never have I laughed so much in one room of a game. Never have I seen more creative puzzle and dialogue. GET IT GET IT GET IT…” “…This game is funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!” ———— Episode 2 & 3 out now! Find out more at www.telltalegames.com/hector ———— Follow Hector on Twitter: @diHector What's New in Version 1.2.1***RETINAL BLIMMIN' DISPLAY*** NOTE TO CAVEPEOPLE: if all you've got's an iPhone 3G (or, god forbid, 2G), don't bother updating. It'll just be a massive download of crystal clear images and movies that will have no effect on your pixel-envious screens. Other than that, there's: You won't be disappointed, any more than you already are. By the way, don't forget to five-star me again with this new version. (I know what you're thinking: Shame you can't give out six stars. It's a pain I live with every day.) Customer ReviewsWell made (4 stars) I had to subtract one star because the app didn't show me the final cutscene the first time I played through. Otherwise, five thumbs up. P.S. The developer was responsive, professional, and humorous all at once. Hector 2 and 3 are definitely winners too.
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